Total Medals Earned: 791 (From 246 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,045 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
Don't touch the ones with spikes
Press a switch
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/28 (5/475 points)
Survive for a total of 60 seconds in a single run
Survive for a total of 5 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 10 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 15 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 20 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 25 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 30 minutes in a single run
Kill 400 Ringer Enemies
Kill 300 Speeder Enemies
Kill 300 Wall Enemies
Kill 200 Orbiter Enemies
Kill 150 Bomb Enemies
Kill 100 Mother Enemies
Kill 300 Pellet Enemies
Kill 300 Brick Enemies
Kill 200 Blocker Enemies
Kill 150 Bringer Enemies
Kill 100 Splitter Enemies
Purchase the Tough Luck Upgrade
Purchase the Reassurance Upgrade
Purchase the Protection Upgrade
Purchase the Air Control Upgrade
Purchase the Cumbersome Upgrade
Purchase the Split Upgrade
Purchase the Lazy Devs Upgrade
Purchase the Overwhelming Force Upgrade
Purchase the Turnip Seeds Upgrade
Purchase the Swarm Intelligence Upgrade
Medals Earned: 5/5 (95/95 points)
Complete mission 1
Complete mission 5
Complete mission 10
Complete mission 15
Complete all missions
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/410 points)
Master the game's basic controls
Kill at least sixteen insects
Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael
Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!
Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!
Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped
Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'
Complete the entire game
Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers
Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum
Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos
Find every secret item in the game
Unlock and defeat the secret boss
Unlock every bonus in the game
Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode
Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena
Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode
Gain every other achievement in the game
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/100 points)
Complete the first area
Complete the second area
Complete the third area
Complete the fourth area
Complete the game in under 6 minutes
Medals Earned: 11/15 (290/490 points)
Help Nuckelavee enjoy his party
Help Cobra Servant awaken his master
Help Baphomet cross the River of Exile
Unlock all demon profiles
Help Ivar get his guitar back and save the Apocalypse Tour
Help Boar Servant find his master's missing sunglasses
Have a psychedelic experience
Collect all ingredients and distribute every drug
Buy your soul back and leave Hell
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/205 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 20
Complete level 30
Complete level 40
Complete level 50
Complete level 60
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding